[Out-takes] September's Out-takes. :)

Yes! It's that time of month again...

October's evil offerings.



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Re: Azhag the Slaughterer

How is this name prononuced? I can't imagine spending that much and
proudly whipping out my "Ass-Hag"!

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> I missed the chance to post naked and drunk last night on my 45th Bday.

I ALWAYS post naked and drunk.
The internet cafes around here are very understanding.

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> The army looks like a true "shock and awe" elite force that can really go
> for the jugular, compared to the finesse deployment and maneuver tricks
> you see with players exploiting the combat-squads/tactics rules.

I can think of another term meaning the same thing in considerably fewer
words...

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Besides.. I pay $15 a month for WOW.. compared to GW, that might as
well be free.

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> Short transcription: We're both old.

Yeah, but I'm sure I never used to be THIS old !

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I mean damn: I very seldom allow myself outbreaks of Nerd Rage, but that
model is mercilessly boiling several of my favourite lobsters.

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> It's not only a stupid concept but a poorly executed one at that. Is that
> fur on the wolf or some kind of spiky dragon scales? A giant wolf-sheep
> that was struck by lightning? A chia-pet that died?
>
> Seriously, if you can't sculpt fur you're in the wrong hobby, er career.
>

It's all because FAT BLOKE doesn't work at GW any more. One look at
Bloke's shirtless torso, and the sculpter would have had an indelable
memory of what 'real fur' looked like. Besides, the inability to sleep
ever again would have simply given the sculpter an extra 7 or 8 hours
time each day to work on minis...

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On a 2 the thunderwolf drops an enormous shite in the middle of the
battlefield. Gav claims it as his own work and publishes it as Codex:
Necrons.

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Setting: A hulk. In space. See? I can write atmosphere just as well as
Gav!

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apparently GW have got tired of repeatedly blowing their own feet away
with their "online" "marketing" "strategy"... and have now decided to
move on to their own kneecaps.

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Do not taunt Happy!Sporemine.

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Swwwiinnnngggg! Until next month,

Myrmidon

--
I actually have all the strategic acumen of a russet potato...

- Chris Jones

http://www.rgmw.org