[story] aya (working title) #3

Red Dragon wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>
>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive and thus
>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for myself,
>>>>>>> I find
>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their very
>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery (also
>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery. But
>>>>> you
>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>> happens
>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast would
>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>> there.
>>
>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to find out
>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>
>
> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
> features...

Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much

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Neo wrote:
> Red Dragon wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>
>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive and
>>>>>>>> thus
>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their very
>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery (also
>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>> But you
>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>>> happens
>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast would
>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>>> there.
>>>
>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to find out
>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>
>>
>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>> features...
>
> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>
> Neo

You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'

Red Dragon wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-10-22, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>
>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast
>>>> would be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as
>>>> with nothing there.
>>> I would prefer my gf to forgo the implant should this happen. Off
>>> balance or not.
>>
>> Just remember that it's her choice when the question arises.
>>
>>>>>> Girls can be TREMELY mean!
>>>>> Erm, what?
>>>> Yeah, I'm pretty lost too.
>>> Then we are all lost! Because I had a pretty lousy experience with
>>> one girl, so it does happen. The more persistent and kind you are,
>>> the more they act like you are not there.
>>
>> I'm afraid that is due to the human nature. Tough luck. There are
>> exceptions, though (at least I hope).
>
> Plenty of exceptions. Surprisingly, every woman is different. You can't
> rent out space in your psyche to one person who hurt you. Why give so
> much power to someone who probably doesn't even remember such events?
>
> That said, I do that too anyway... Like two older women that told me I
> needed to go back to public school because 'clearly' homeschooling
> wasn't doing me any favors.
>
> In any case, I cannot begin to speculate what went wrong with that one
> girl, except that you were chasing the wrong girl. As a friend with
> unsolicited advice though... I'd be careful with that self description
> of "persistent and kind." It's quite open to interpretation, and in the
> end, you don't know how you're coming off to the girl.
>
> And, well... If a woman just isn't attracted to you, their
> interpretation of your behavior becomes less charitable. And there's
> plenty of women out there that just don't know any people skills in that
> kind of interaction.
>
> But that's my two cents (or perhaps two dollars). Don't let one bad
> experience taint your view on everybody else. People can sense when you
> think poorly of them and will react.

It was someone I knew since I was very young. I couldn't care less if
she died in a terrible accident right now and I wouldn't even want to
know.

Her parents disapproval had a lot to do with it too. Doesn't make me
want to forget her for eternity any less.

Did I mention I have a nice (well, nice is not the right word) girl
friend now? Why would I want any contact with my former obsession?! I
simply do not care anymore. Lots of youthful years wasted, she could be
death now for all I know and I would shed no tears over her. I wasted
too many on her already! It is just not worth it...

Neo
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emmel wrote:
> On 2008-10-22, Neo <what DeleteThis @thematrix.is> wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what DeleteThis @thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what DeleteThis @thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>>>> My dignity prevents me from
>>>>>>> competing with that and it takes it's toll. Not that I'd feel any better
>>>>>>> if I traded in my button-downs and black jeans for impossibly short
>>>>>>> shorts and push-up bras under camisoles.
>>>>>> So you're an emo or a goth?
>>>>> Erm, what the hell are you talking about? There are people out there
>>>>> wearing black jeans and button-down without being either. I for one
>>>>> (although I prefer less buttons and blue jeans, actually). Well, I guess
>>>>> you could argue I fit into the emo category...
>>>> You and me fall into the Nerd category I fear.
>>>> Diploma-less I am afraid so no chance of a big and beautiful house and
>>>> likewise interior.
>>> Nothing wrong with being a Nerd.
>> I find that hard to believe.
>
> Then maybe you aren't one after all?
> <eg, d&rlh>

Being a nerd doesn't stop one from mocking him or her self

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On 2008-10-23, Red Dragon <agclurker DeleteThis @lurkerson.net> wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-10-22, Red Dragon <agclurker DeleteThis @lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> On 2008-10-20, Red Dragon <agclurker DeleteThis @lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>> Uh, I mean... What are you talking about? I think nothing but the purest
>>>>> of thoughts. I'm a perfect lady, thank you.
>>>> Ah yes. And the one has what to do with the other exactly?
>>> Well, supposedly a lot in crazy-old-fashioned-land. But now I distracted
>>> by the urge to read too much into that comment.
>>
>> Actually, being a lady is defined by *behaviour*, or what passes for it.
>> Thoughts don't go into that equation. And besides, there's a lot of
>> truth in how fortune greeted me one of these days: "Lady: Someone who
>> never shows her underwear unintentionally."
>
> Well, that's a problem easily solved: Don't wear underwear

Don't expect me to complain.

> But seriously... I still couldn't claim perfect ladyship, even though I
> strictly adhere to that rule, since I apparently talk about my own
> breasts with people on the internet.

So what? It's not like you posted pictures of it or something. As weird
as it sounds, but we are having a rather civilized conversation between
addults about a topic that

> Probably not lady-like.

I think the standards for being a lady have changed a bit since "sit at
home and have tea with your co-ladies while your husband goes out and
does as pleases him". Fortunately.
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On 2008-10-23, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-10-22, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>>>>> My dignity prevents me from
>>>>>>>> competing with that and it takes it's toll. Not that I'd feel any better
>>>>>>>> if I traded in my button-downs and black jeans for impossibly short
>>>>>>>> shorts and push-up bras under camisoles.
>>>>>>> So you're an emo or a goth?
>>>>>> Erm, what the hell are you talking about? There are people out there
>>>>>> wearing black jeans and button-down without being either. I for one
>>>>>> (although I prefer less buttons and blue jeans, actually). Well, I guess
>>>>>> you could argue I fit into the emo category...
>>>>> You and me fall into the Nerd category I fear.
>>>>> Diploma-less I am afraid so no chance of a big and beautiful house and
>>>>> likewise interior.
>>>> Nothing wrong with being a Nerd.
>>> I find that hard to believe.
>>
>> Then maybe you aren't one after all?
>> <eg, d&rlh>
>
> Being a nerd doesn't stop one from mocking him or her self

I know, but it doesn't stop from being mocked either.
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On 2008-10-23, Red Dragon <agclurker.TakeThisOut@lurkerson.net> wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.TakeThisOut@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.TakeThisOut@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive and
>>>>>>>>> thus
>>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their very
>>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery (also
>>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>>> But you
>>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>>>> happens
>>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast would
>>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>>>> there.
>>>>
>>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to find out
>>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>
>>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>>> features...
>>
>> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>
> You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
> 'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'

I don't think there are any studies on that, but, um, wouldn't you need
rather big breasts for that to work?
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Red Dragon wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.RemoveThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.RemoveThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive and
>>>>>>>>> thus
>>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their very
>>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery (also
>>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>>> But you
>>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>>>> happens
>>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast would
>>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>>>> there.
>>>>
>>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to find
>>>> out
>>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>>> features...
>>
>> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>>
>> Neo
>
> You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
> 'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'

I thought every girl in America had an artificial cup D or E

My gf has 'modest' breasts. But if you move really close they are pretty
big after all. And they fit or don't fit in my hand depending on her
cycle Too bad they are so damned sensitive during a certain part of
the month!

Neo
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emmel wrote:
> On 2008-10-23, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-10-22, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> On 2008-10-20, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Uh, I mean... What are you talking about? I think nothing but the purest
>>>>>> of thoughts. I'm a perfect lady, thank you.
>>>>> Ah yes. And the one has what to do with the other exactly?
>>>> Well, supposedly a lot in crazy-old-fashioned-land. But now I distracted
>>>> by the urge to read too much into that comment.
>>> Actually, being a lady is defined by *behaviour*, or what passes for it.
>>> Thoughts don't go into that equation. And besides, there's a lot of
>>> truth in how fortune greeted me one of these days: "Lady: Someone who
>>> never shows her underwear unintentionally."
>> Well, that's a problem easily solved: Don't wear underwear
>
> Don't expect me to complain.

Of course you're not going to complain. Because going commando is
against my personal rules for comfort reasons.

>
>> But seriously... I still couldn't claim perfect ladyship, even though I
>> strictly adhere to that rule, since I apparently talk about my own
>> breasts with people on the internet.
>
> So what? It's not like you posted pictures of it or something. As weird
> as it sounds, but we are having a rather civilized conversation between
> addults about a topic that
>

Hm. Yes. No 'girls gone wild' here.

>> Probably not lady-like.
>
> I think the standards for being a lady have changed a bit since "sit at
> home and have tea with your co-ladies while your husband goes out and
> does as pleases him". Fortunately.

Indeed. Although, I still like to drink tea, as well as do cross-stitch
and make my own clothes. Maybe play a bit of piano...

emmel wrote:
> On 2008-10-23, Red Dragon <agclurker.RemoveThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>> Neo wrote:
>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.RemoveThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.RemoveThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive and
>>>>>>>>>> thus
>>>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their very
>>>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery (also
>>>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>>>> But you
>>>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>>>>> happens
>>>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast would
>>>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>>>>> there.
>>>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to find out
>>>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>>>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>>>> features...
>>> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>> You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
>> 'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'
>
> I don't think there are any studies on that, but, um, wouldn't you need
> rather big breasts for that to work?

Probably just droopy ones, actually.

Neo wrote:
> Red Dragon wrote:
>> Neo wrote:
>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker.RemoveThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what.RemoveThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive
>>>>>>>>>> and thus
>>>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise. Plastic
>>>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their
>>>>>>>>>> very
>>>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery
>>>>>>>>> (also
>>>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>>>> But you
>>>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the future,
>>>>>>>> happens
>>>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast
>>>>>> would
>>>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with nothing
>>>>>> there.
>>>>>
>>>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to
>>>>> find out
>>>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>>>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>>>> features...
>>>
>>> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>>>
>>> Neo
>>
>> You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
>> 'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'
>
> I thought every girl in America had an artificial cup D or E
>

I very much prefer the natural texture of 100% human tissues. I'd much
rather have my champagne-saucer-sized ones than large fake ones.

Red Dragon wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>> Neo wrote:
>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Red Dragon <agclurker DeleteThis @lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 2008-10-21, Neo <what DeleteThis @thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> It is typical of girls to think they are ugly and repulsive
>>>>>>>>>>> and thus
>>>>>>>>>>> having a problem with someone they love saying otherwise.
>>>>>>>>>>> Plastic
>>>>>>>>>>> surgery is the solution to this for most girls but me for
>>>>>>>>>>> myself, I find
>>>>>>>>>>> all things resulting from cosmetic surgery repulsive by their
>>>>>>>>>>> very
>>>>>>>>>>> nature.
>>>>>>>>>> ::nods::
>>>>>>>>>> At least the so called beauty surgery. Reconstructive surgery
>>>>>>>>>> (also
>>>>>>>>>> cosmetic) is an entirely other matter altogether.
>>>>>>>>> I would rather avoid my gf ever needing reconstructive surgery.
>>>>>>>>> But you
>>>>>>>>> can't cheat fate. Like her only having one breast in the
>>>>>>>>> future, happens
>>>>>>>>> to a lot of women.
>>>>>>>> I find it completely all right to fix that.
>>>>>>> I'm really not sure what the best way of dealing with one breast
>>>>>>> would
>>>>>>> be. I'd feel off balance with an implant just as much as with
>>>>>>> nothing
>>>>>>> there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I heard it is pretty bad psychological wise. Not that I want to
>>>>>> find out
>>>>>> or even can find out for that matter.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sounds plausible. They are a pretty big part of the physical feminine
>>>>> identity. I already feel kind of unfeminine with my, ahem, modest
>>>>> features...
>>>>
>>>> Coming from an American, 'modest features' don't tell us much
>>>>
>>>> Neo
>>>
>>> You're thinking of Texas and Hollywood. I come from an area where
>>> 'modest' means 'I can't hold a pencil up.'
>>
>> I thought every girl in America had an artificial cup D or E
>>
>
> I very much prefer the natural texture of 100% human tissues. I'd much
> rather have my champagne-saucer-sized ones than large fake ones.

I agree! Though I can't say I have any experience with fake breasts.
Though I love silicon (in computer chips en GPUs).

I had this joke for myself: since I am going to work in IT, I might as
well have a wife with silicon implants. That never happened of course
(neither).

I now fix computers of friends and family (with silicon) for a very
small fee (will fix your computer for a warm meal). And my gf has the
100% human tissues and I am very pleased with that! I don't know how I
could have done without them since I was a toddler! Real comforting to
have them around (though there is the sexual aspect too of course).

As Björk put it: "You can't be safer, can't be more secure. Than with a
breast in each palm. That is they way I was born, that is the way I
want to die".

Neo
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On 2008-10-26, Neo <what RemoveThis @thematrix.is> wrote:
> Red Dragon wrote:
>> Neo wrote:
> I agree! Though I can't say I have any experience with fake breasts.
> Though I love silicon (in computer chips en GPUs).
>
> I had this joke for myself: since I am going to work in IT, I might as
> well have a wife with silicon implants. That never happened of course
> (neither).
>
> I now fix computers of friends and family (with silicon) for a very
> small fee (will fix your computer for a warm meal). And my gf has the
> 100% human tissues and I am very pleased with that! I don't know how I
> could have done without them since I was a toddler! Real comforting to
> have them around (though there is the sexual aspect too of course).
>
> As Björk put it: "You can't be safer, can't be more secure. Than with a
> breast in each palm. That is they way I was born, that is the way I
> want to die".

Um, actually it's 'silicon' and 'silicone'... Not written the same
way and if I'm not mistaken not spoken the same way either.
<d&rlh>
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