[story] aya (working title) #3

External Since: Jul 31, 2006 Posts: 107

Neo wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Besides, until lately those places have been thick with smoke and I so
>>>> can't tolerate that.
>>> That might turn out to be a problem. The most attractive girls I have
>>> been attracted to were smokers. Not all though! There is something
>>> sensual about sucking on a cigarette and blowing out smoke. It is a good
>>> time to talk to them too (when they smoke) since they will be more
>>> relaxed towards you because of the nicotine.
>>
>> And it's the perfect time for me to get the hell away. I'm very
>> sensitive to smoke and I always get the urge to kill when I smell it...
>
> Don't consider a job in a Western army then!
>
>>>> Hm... what about prey pattern. It's definitely a correct phrase,
>>>> although I have my doubts about it being useable outside of scientific
>>>> context.
>>> You probably shouldn't approach girls as scientific test cases.
>>
>> Oh, come on.
>
> Scientists don't get all the girls you know.
>
> Neo

Obviously because they're not the right kind of scientists. You don't
expect a marine biologist to know a great deal about astrophysics, do
you?

The girlogists have all the wimmins.

But seriously, humans don't do well to be scientifically studied.
They're just too erratic, even within the same specimen.

External Since: Jul 07, 2008 Posts: 115

Red Dragon wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> Besides, until lately those places have been thick with smoke and I so
>>>>> can't tolerate that.
>>>> That might turn out to be a problem. The most attractive girls I have
>>>> been attracted to were smokers. Not all though! There is something
>>>> sensual about sucking on a cigarette and blowing out smoke. It is a
>>>> good
>>>> time to talk to them too (when they smoke) since they will be more
>>>> relaxed towards you because of the nicotine.
>>>
>>> And it's the perfect time for me to get the hell away. I'm very
>>> sensitive to smoke and I always get the urge to kill when I smell it...
>>
>> Don't consider a job in a Western army then!
>>
>>>>> Hm... what about prey pattern. It's definitely a correct phrase,
>>>>> although I have my doubts about it being useable outside of scientific
>>>>> context.
>>>> You probably shouldn't approach girls as scientific test cases.
>>>
>>> Oh, come on.
>>
>> Scientists don't get all the girls you know.
>>
>> Neo
>
> Obviously because they're not the right kind of scientists. You don't
> expect a marine biologist to know a great deal about astrophysics, do
> you?
>
> The girlogists have all the wimmins.
>
> But seriously, humans don't do well to be scientifically studied.
> They're just too erratic, even within the same specimen.

You mean psychologists get all the girls because they study their minds
and know their behaviour? Yikes!

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.