[story] aya (working title) #3

On 2008-11-10, Red Dragon <agclurker.TakeThisOut@lurkerson.net> wrote:
> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-11-07, Neo <what.TakeThisOut@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>> I know exactly what you mean.
>>>
>>> Yet my girlfriend was very attracted to me. She still says she is after
>>> us being together for over a year now.
>>>
>>> If your life is like mine, the only pick up line you will need is saying
>>> "Yes" once she walks up to you and starts talking.
>>
>> Yeah, and that's probably the only way it going to work with me...
>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>
> *GASP* The baby! ::runs around hysterically::

It... ate the baby?
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emmel wrote:
> On 2008-11-10, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-11-07, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>> I know exactly what you mean.
>>>>
>>>> Yet my girlfriend was very attracted to me. She still says she is after
>>>> us being together for over a year now.
>>>>
>>>> If your life is like mine, the only pick up line you will need is saying
>>>> "Yes" once she walks up to you and starts talking.
>>> Yeah, and that's probably the only way it going to work with me...
>>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>> *GASP* The baby! ::runs around hysterically::
>
> It... ate the baby?

Sure, why not? ::sits down calmly and reads the newspaper::

On 2008-11-10, Neo <what.RemoveThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
> emmel wrote:
><snip>
>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>
> Yeah, I should probably spend some time with him again. There are enough
> corpses in AGC as it is!

Actually not. There is the carpet, though...
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Red Dragon wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> Red Dragon wrote:
>> <snip>
>>> I tend give people the impression that I don't like them if they try to
>>> talk to me. Forcing myself to actually look in their direction helped a
>>> bit, but it comes down to the fact that I don't feel comfortable being
>>> myself with new acquaintances, and I come off disinterested.
>>>
>>> It's difficult to know where you may be going wrong without being there.
>>
>> I know your type Best strategy I have managed is to ignore such a
>> girl and do interesting things where she can see (I always thought
>> reading computer code printed on those chainforms looked pretty
>> interesting, but talking to another person can also be interesting.
>> Talking on a GSM phone most definitely is NOT interesting!).
>>
>
> That's interesting to hear... Such a strategy doesn't seem like it would
> work on me because I'm too shy. The guy's doing his own thing and I
> don't really want to butt in.

It takes a few encounters for it to work

The alternative for a guy is instant rejection <g>.

You know, talking to a girl has never been my problem. Taking the step
after talking though!!!

I talked a lot about it with my now deceased friend when I visited him.
He was kind of hot with the girls being a band member (vocalist), writer
(with a published book) and poet (in Dutch). A guy you would take
seriously when he talks about the opposite gender.

He just told me to invite a girl over for dinner. Or watch a movie
together at your home. Guess I will never know if it works because I
intend to stay with the girl I have now and she made all the first moves
so I didn't have to! I was kind of done with wanting a girlfriend before
the two of us met (as you will understand from reading this thread).

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emmel wrote:
> On 2008-11-10, Neo <what.TakeThisOut@thematrix.is> wrote:
>> emmel wrote:
>> <snip>
>>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>> Yeah, I should probably spend some time with him again. There are enough
>> corpses in AGC as it is!
>
> Actually not. There is the carpet, though...

What about all the skulls?
::points at bin with naven skulls::

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Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Besides, until lately those places have been thick with smoke and I so
>> can't tolerate that.
>
> That might turn out to be a problem. The most attractive girls I have
> been attracted to were smokers. Not all though! There is something
> sensual about sucking on a cigarette and blowing out smoke. It is a good
> time to talk to them too (when they smoke) since they will be more
> relaxed towards you because of the nicotine.

And it's the perfect time for me to get the hell away. I'm very
sensitive to smoke and I always get the urge to kill when I smell it...

>> Hm... what about prey pattern. It's definitely a correct phrase,
>> although I have my doubts about it being useable outside of scientific
>> context.
>
> You probably shouldn't approach girls as scientific test cases.

Oh, come on.
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Thus Red Dragon spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-11-10, Red Dragon <agclurker.RemoveThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> On 2008-11-07, Neo <what.RemoveThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>> I know exactly what you mean.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yet my girlfriend was very attracted to me. She still says she is after
>>>>> us being together for over a year now.
>>>>>
>>>>> If your life is like mine, the only pick up line you will need is saying
>>>>> "Yes" once she walks up to you and starts talking.
>>>> Yeah, and that's probably the only way it going to work with me...
>>>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>>> *GASP* The baby! ::runs around hysterically::
>>
>> It... ate the baby?
>
> Sure, why not? ::sits down calmly and reads the newspaper::

Is that The Weekly Bibble?
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emmel wrote:
> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-11-10, Red Dragon <agclurker.DeleteThis@lurkerson.net> wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> On 2008-11-07, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>>>> I know exactly what you mean.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yet my girlfriend was very attracted to me. She still says she is after
>>>>>> us being together for over a year now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If your life is like mine, the only pick up line you will need is saying
>>>>>> "Yes" once she walks up to you and starts talking.
>>>>> Yeah, and that's probably the only way it going to work with me...
>>>>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>>>> *GASP* The baby! ::runs around hysterically::
>>> It... ate the baby?
>> Sure, why not? ::sits down calmly and reads the newspaper::
>
> Is that The Weekly Bibble?

An old copy, yes...

Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-11-10, Neo <what.DeleteThis@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>> <snip>
>>>> On different notes: What happened to JNCOBOY?
>>> Yeah, I should probably spend some time with him again. There are enough
>>> corpses in AGC as it is!
>>
>> Actually not. There is the carpet, though...
>
> What about all the skulls?
>::points at bin with naven skulls::

Erm, actually...
<whisper>
I *think* they are fake.
</whisper>
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Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> On 2008-11-10, Neo <what.TakeThisOut@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Yeah. I seriously need to get a proper peer group...
>>> HEY!!!!!
>>> ::looks at Red Dragon and himself::
>>
>> With dateable people in it?
>
> If Red Dragon breaks up with the boyfriend she is in love with now, she
> might come to Germany to visit you. I am not sure if I would date you
> though, even though I did take a shine to you when I thought you were
> female.

Oh, you did? Well, I guess I'm just that kind of guy.

> Happened to me again in some online game so I think nothing of
> it (regarding my own sexuality).
>
> I kept reading your stories though for what it is worth. And I helped
> keep JNCOBOY alive.

Indeed. Very much appreciated. Wait, you did that because you wanted to
hit on me?

>>> I don't think I would feel much better waking up at the side of some
>>> strange girl that looked kind of attractive the night before in some
>>> strange house I can't remember entering the night before.
>>
>> I guess so...
>
> Well, once I had success with a girl on the train. And the moment she
> started smiling and talking I regretted wanting to get to know her. Only
> happened once with me. I am pretty sure I could have had her. I think I
> was trying to proof something and that is a wrong reason to pick up
> girls.

Is there even a wrong reason?

>>> What also is fun is to wait for a line to form in a computer store. When
>>> someone is complaining about some piece of hardware they bought (or
>>> software) and the clerk at the desk has trouble solving it and walks
>>> away to find help; give some suggestions. Or not if you don't want to
>>> help out random people.
>>
>> Considering the shops in the area... Nope, not gonna work.
>
> Sounds like you need to move to a big city then! With lots of young
> people!

The problem isn't the city, it's the shops.

>>> There must be something you are good at. Now you only need to learn how
>>> to sell it! Or just find out if you are really that desperate for a
>>> date. Being single and only having to worry about yourself has it's
>>> merits.
>>
>> I'm good at... talking nonsense all day?
>
> Someone has to take care of JNCOBOY...

Yes, but...
::sinks down on his knees, view raised against the skies... erm,
ceiling::
Why me? Why does it always have to be me?
::stands up and nonchalantly brushes the dust of his legs::
::notices the Looks::
What? Do you folks never do that kind of thing?
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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emmel wrote:

>>>> There must be something you are good at. Now you only need to learn how
>>>> to sell it! Or just find out if you are really that desperate for a
>>>> date. Being single and only having to worry about yourself has it's
>>>> merits.
>>> I'm good at... talking nonsense all day?
>> Someone has to take care of JNCOBOY...
>
> Yes, but...
> ::sinks down on his knees, view raised against the skies... erm,
> ceiling::
> Why me? Why does it always have to be me?
> ::stands up and nonchalantly brushes the dust of his legs::
> ::notices the Looks::
> What? Do you folks never do that kind of thing?

Of course I do. Every time the trash and recycling needs to be taken out.

I'd help with JNCOBOY, but I just don't have anything insightful on the
current subject. Switching the Aya off-topic things over would help.

emmel wrote:
> Thus Neo spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> On 2008-11-10, Neo <what.TakeThisOut@thematrix.is> wrote:
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> Yeah. I seriously need to get a proper peer group...
>>>> HEY!!!!!
>>>> ::looks at Red Dragon and himself::
>>> With dateable people in it?
>> If Red Dragon breaks up with the boyfriend she is in love with now, she
>> might come to Germany to visit you. I am not sure if I would date you
>> though, even though I did take a shine to you when I thought you were
>> female.
>
> Oh, you did? Well, I guess I'm just that kind of guy.

It is the digital pheromones that drive me crazy!

>> Happened to me again in some online game so I think nothing of
>> it (regarding my own sexuality).
>>
>> I kept reading your stories though for what it is worth. And I helped
>> keep JNCOBOY alive.
>
> Indeed. Very much appreciated. Wait, you did that because you wanted to
> hit on me?

Not in public of course. I have your e-mail after all!

But yes, I liked your stories very much. A little too much maybe.

>>>> I don't think I would feel much better waking up at the side of some
>>>> strange girl that looked kind of attractive the night before in some
>>>> strange house I can't remember entering the night before.
>>> I guess so...
>> Well, once I had success with a girl on the train. And the moment she
>> started smiling and talking I regretted wanting to get to know her. Only
>> happened once with me. I am pretty sure I could have had her. I think I
>> was trying to proof something and that is a wrong reason to pick up
>> girls.
>
> Is there even a wrong reason?

YES!!!

>>>> What also is fun is to wait for a line to form in a computer store. When
>>>> someone is complaining about some piece of hardware they bought (or
>>>> software) and the clerk at the desk has trouble solving it and walks
>>>> away to find help; give some suggestions. Or not if you don't want to
>>>> help out random people.
>>> Considering the shops in the area... Nope, not gonna work.
>> Sounds like you need to move to a big city then! With lots of young
>> people!
>
> The problem isn't the city, it's the shops.
>
>>>> There must be something you are good at. Now you only need to learn how
>>>> to sell it! Or just find out if you are really that desperate for a
>>>> date. Being single and only having to worry about yourself has it's
>>>> merits.
>>> I'm good at... talking nonsense all day?
>> Someone has to take care of JNCOBOY...
>
> Yes, but...
> ::sinks down on his knees, view raised against the skies... erm,
> ceiling::
> Why me? Why does it always have to be me?
> ::stands up and nonchalantly brushes the dust of his legs::
> ::notices the Looks::
> What? Do you folks never do that kind of thing?

I think JNCOBOY was abandoned by its mother. Since it has always been in
AGC, our job is to make sure it doesn't die!

Neo
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emmel wrote:
> Thus Neo spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Besides, until lately those places have been thick with smoke and I so
>>> can't tolerate that.
>> That might turn out to be a problem. The most attractive girls I have
>> been attracted to were smokers. Not all though! There is something
>> sensual about sucking on a cigarette and blowing out smoke. It is a good
>> time to talk to them too (when they smoke) since they will be more
>> relaxed towards you because of the nicotine.
>
> And it's the perfect time for me to get the hell away. I'm very
> sensitive to smoke and I always get the urge to kill when I smell it...

Don't consider a job in a Western army then!

>>> Hm... what about prey pattern. It's definitely a correct phrase,
>>> although I have my doubts about it being useable outside of scientific
>>> context.
>> You probably shouldn't approach girls as scientific test cases.
>
> Oh, come on.

Scientists don't get all the girls you know.

Neo
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