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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 16) Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:32 pm
Post subject: Re: best post of september [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: alt>games>lucas-arts>monkey-island (more info?)
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> No, I would've known. It's the death threats that cause me to have
>>> instant and everlasting orgasms.
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>> So Achmed the Dead Terrorist is basically pron to you???
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> No, he never threatens me personally.
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Oh, I didn't figure him to be the passive aggressive type.
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Since: Sep 11, 2008 Posts: 5
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(Msg. 17) Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:07 pm
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In other news...
ervaqre stated the obvious:
> neppie is a fearsome pirate:
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>>> in raccoon nests, shirley?
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>> http://pelotes.jea.com/AnimalFact/Mammal/raccoon.htm
>> "And don't call me Shirley."
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> That's not a raccoon! It's a fake. Real raccoons have red hair, a big
> nose and enormous yellow feet.
What are you smoking? |
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Since: Oct 07, 2005 Posts: 233
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(Msg. 18) Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:54 pm
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this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:
>blondestranger is a fearsome pirate:
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>>>my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t.
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>> being first doesn't make it best.
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>I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced
>instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post.
however will you follow it up in october?
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Since: Sep 21, 2008 Posts: 109
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(Msg. 19) Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:32 pm
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In other news...
blondestranger stated the obvious:
> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken bones
everywhere!!! |
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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 20) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:42 am
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In Disguise schreef:
>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
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> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken bones
> everywhere!!!
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/me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their
human-like hands
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Since: Jul 14, 2003 Posts: 1510
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(Msg. 21) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:02 am
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Since: Jul 14, 2003 Posts: 1510
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(Msg. 22) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:03 am
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Since: Sep 21, 2008 Posts: 109
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(Msg. 23) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:19 am
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In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> In Disguise schreef:
>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
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>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken
>> bones everywhere!!!
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> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their
> human-like hands
They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate
my herb garden too!
I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile cat
who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and adopted them
out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the raccoon was
communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at me with these
little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him go. So now he's
committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's the thanks I get. |
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Since: Sep 21, 2008 Posts: 109
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(Msg. 24) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:30 pm
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In other news...
In Disguise stated the obvious:
> In other news...
> DG stated the obvious:
>> In Disguise schreef:
>>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
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>>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken
>>> bones everywhere!!!
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>> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their
>> human-like hands
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> They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate
> my herb garden too!
> I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile
> cat who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and
> adopted them out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the
> raccoon was communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at
> me with these little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him
> go. So now he's committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's
> the thanks I get.
That's supposed to say "feral" cat...I was thinking "feline" and my wires
got crossed. I hate when that happens. |
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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 25) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:09 pm
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced
>>> instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post.
>> however will you follow it up in october?
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> no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut
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What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder?
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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 26) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:24 pm
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In Disguise schreef:
>>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
>>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken
>>> bones everywhere!!!
>>>
>>>
>> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their
>> human-like hands
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> They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate
> my herb garden too!
> I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile cat
> who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and adopted them
> out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the raccoon was
> communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at me with these
> little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him go.
A euphemism for firing him. And that's a euphemism for throwing him on
the BBQ?
> So now he's
> committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's the thanks I get.
What would you do after escaping from death by BBQ?
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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 27) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:35 pm
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In Disguise schreef:
>>>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
>>>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken
>>>> bones everywhere!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their
>>> human-like hands
>> They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate
>> my herb garden too!
>> I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile
>> cat who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and
>> adopted them out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the
>> raccoon was communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at
>> me with these little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him
>> go. So now he's committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's
>> the thanks I get.
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> That's supposed to say "feral" cat...I was thinking "feline" and my wires
> got crossed. I hate when that happens.
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You get crossed, so to speak...
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Since: Sep 22, 2008 Posts: 238
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(Msg. 28) Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:28 pm
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
>> no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut
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> What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder?
I haven't slept in years, so that's what I'll be using October for.
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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
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Since: Dec 11, 2006 Posts: 634
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(Msg. 29) Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:41 am
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut
>>>
>> What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder?
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> I haven't slept in years, so that's what I'll be using October for.
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No rampant serial killing in October? Wohoo!
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