[Story] A(ya's) ghost story, part 1

Thus Red Dragon spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>
>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>> Goodness, I may faint. Ewe really shouldn't say such things in front of
>>> a lady.
>>
>> OK, it was a bad joke, but what did I say that wasn't fit for a lady?
>
> You answered your own question. It was a bad joke.

If you risk fainting at bad jokes... How did you survive the elections?
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Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>> Neo wrote:
>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>
>>>>>> They say about Dutch people that they are rude and open. I can say I
>>>>>> think of myself as a mild case but if you don't have any other
>>>>>> experience with Dutch people you might take that as a personality trait.
>>>>> My boyfriend is Dutch, and I visit with his family rather often too. I
>>>>> feel quite comfortable with them, actually.
>>>> You are Reinder's gf? For real?!
>>> I... Didn't realize there were only two Dutch people in the world.
>>> And both men. How tragic.
>>
>> It's a smaaaaal country
>
> 16 thousand thousand inhabitants.

Sorry. It's not small, it's tiny.

>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>
>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>> in New Zealand.
>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>
>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>> baaaahd ones...
>
> There are two sheep standing on the grass. Then one of them turns to the
> other and says .... beeeeeh.
>
> I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
> to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
> (best used in public).

The agony...
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

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Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>> Neo wrote:
>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
><snip>
>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>
>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>> in New Zealand.
>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>
>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>> baaaahd ones...
>
> A flock of sheep is standing on the grass. Then a ship with AGLAMI
> pirates comes along and kills all the sheep, except two. Then one of
> them turns to the other sheep and says ... those are beeeeeeht people.

Are you going to keep that up? I just want to know if I ought to brake
out the flame thrower. Actually, roast sheep sounds lovely. Who brings
the BBQ sauce?
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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emmel wrote:
> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>> Neo wrote:
>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>
>>>>> They say about Dutch people that they are rude and open. I can say I
>>>>> think of myself as a mild case but if you don't have any other
>>>>> experience with Dutch people you might take that as a personality trait.
>>>> My boyfriend is Dutch, and I visit with his family rather often too. I
>>>> feel quite comfortable with them, actually.
>>> You are Reinder's gf? For real?!
>> I... Didn't realize there were only two Dutch people in the world.
>> And both men. How tragic.
>
> It's a smaaaaal country

16 thousand thousand inhabitants.

>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>
>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>> in New Zealand.
>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>
> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
> baaaahd ones...

There are two sheep standing on the grass. Then one of them turns to the
other and says .... beeeeeh.

I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
(best used in public).

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

emmel wrote:
> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>> Neo wrote:
>>> Red Dragon wrote:
<snip>
>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>
>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>> in New Zealand.
>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>
> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
> baaaahd ones...

A flock of sheep is standing on the grass. Then a ship with AGLAMI
pirates comes along and kills all the sheep, except two. Then one of
them turns to the other sheep and says ... those are beeeeeeht people.

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

emmel wrote:
> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>
>>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>>> Goodness, I may faint. Ewe really shouldn't say such things in front of
>>>> a lady.
>>> OK, it was a bad joke, but what did I say that wasn't fit for a lady?
>> You answered your own question. It was a bad joke.
>
> If you risk fainting at bad jokes... How did you survive the elections?

Personal audio censor. I had been hearing a lot of buzzing...

Thus Red Dragon spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>>>> Goodness, I may faint. Ewe really shouldn't say such things in front of
>>>>> a lady.
>>>> OK, it was a bad joke, but what did I say that wasn't fit for a lady?
>>> You answered your own question. It was a bad joke.
>>
>> If you risk fainting at bad jokes... How did you survive the elections?
>
> Personal audio censor. I had been hearing a lot of buzzing...

Oh, yeah. That's an American thing, isn't it? Can't remember ever heard
any censoring buzz/beep in these parts.
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

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emmel wrote:
> Thus Neo spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>> Neo wrote:
>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>>>> They say about Dutch people that they are rude and open. I can say I
>>>>>>> think of myself as a mild case but if you don't have any other
>>>>>>> experience with Dutch people you might take that as a personality trait.
>>>>>> My boyfriend is Dutch, and I visit with his family rather often too. I
>>>>>> feel quite comfortable with them, actually.
>>>>> You are Reinder's gf? For real?!
>>>> I... Didn't realize there were only two Dutch people in the world.
>>>> And both men. How tragic.
>>> It's a smaaaaal country
>> 16 thousand thousand inhabitants.
>
> Sorry. It's not small, it's tiny.

We once ruled the seas you know!

>>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>>> in New Zealand.
>>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>> baaaahd ones...
>> There are two sheep standing on the grass. Then one of them turns to the
>> other and says .... beeeeeh.
>>
>> I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
>> to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
>> (best used in public).
>
> The agony...

It's an acquired taste.

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>>> Neo wrote:
>>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>>>>> They say about Dutch people that they are rude and open. I can say I
>>>>>>>> think of myself as a mild case but if you don't have any other
>>>>>>>> experience with Dutch people you might take that as a personality trait.
>>>>>>> My boyfriend is Dutch, and I visit with his family rather often too. I
>>>>>>> feel quite comfortable with them, actually.
>>>>>> You are Reinder's gf? For real?!
>>>>> I... Didn't realize there were only two Dutch people in the world.
>>>>> And both men. How tragic.
>>>> It's a smaaaaal country
>>> 16 thousand thousand inhabitants.
>>
>> Sorry. It's not small, it's tiny.
>
> We once ruled the seas you know!

In between being occupied by the one or other crown...

>>>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>>>> in New Zealand.
>>>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>> There are two sheep standing on the grass. Then one of them turns to the
>>> other and says .... beeeeeh.
>>>
>>> I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
>>> to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
>>> (best used in public).
>>
>> The agony...
>
> It's an acquired taste.

Not really. Limburger is acquired taste, this isn't.
--
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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emmel wrote:
> Thus Neo spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>> Neo wrote:
>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>> <snip>
>>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>>> in New Zealand.
>>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>> baaaahd ones...
>> A flock of sheep is standing on the grass. Then a ship with AGLAMI
>> pirates comes along and kills all the sheep, except two. Then one of
>> them turns to the other sheep and says ... those are beeeeeeht people.
>
> Are you going to keep that up? I just want to know if I ought to brake
> out the flame thrower. Actually, roast sheep sounds lovely. Who brings
> the BBQ sauce?

You're a beeeeeht person emmel.

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>
>>> emmel wrote:
>>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>>> Neo wrote:
>>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>>>> in New Zealand.
>>>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>> A flock of sheep is standing on the grass. Then a ship with AGLAMI
>>> pirates comes along and kills all the sheep, except two. Then one of
>>> them turns to the other sheep and says ... those are beeeeeeht people.
>>
>> Are you going to keep that up? I just want to know if I ought to brake
>> out the flame thrower. Actually, roast sheep sounds lovely. Who brings
>> the BBQ sauce?
>
> You're a beeeeeht person emmel.

It's 'bah', I think... And yes, of course I am.
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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emmel wrote:
> Thus Neo spoke:
>
>> emmel wrote:
>>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>>
>>>> emmel wrote:
>>>>> Thus Red Dragon spoke:
>>>>>> Neo wrote:
>>>>>>> Red Dragon wrote:
>>>>>>>>> They say about Dutch people that they are rude and open. I can say I
>>>>>>>>> think of myself as a mild case but if you don't have any other
>>>>>>>>> experience with Dutch people you might take that as a personality trait.
>>>>>>>> My boyfriend is Dutch, and I visit with his family rather often too. I
>>>>>>>> feel quite comfortable with them, actually.
>>>>>>> You are Reinder's gf? For real?!
>>>>>> I... Didn't realize there were only two Dutch people in the world.
>>>>>> And both men. How tragic.
>>>>> It's a smaaaaal country
>>>> 16 thousand thousand inhabitants.
>>> Sorry. It's not small, it's tiny.
>> We once ruled the seas you know!
>
> In between being occupied by the one or other crown...
>
>>>>>>>>> I think BWIGLEY could be kind of 'abrasive' too. He didn't say goodbye
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He had a sort of 'phasing in and out of reality' thing going on there...
>>>>>>> That is because the sheep drugged him through the drinking water supply
>>>>>>> in New Zealand.
>>>>>> Ohh, those accursed sheep!
>>>>> Yeah, and they always prompt us to do cheap jokes. You know, the really
>>>>> baaaahd ones...
>>>> There are two sheep standing on the grass. Then one of them turns to the
>>>> other and says .... beeeeeh.
>>>>
>>>> I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
>>>> to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
>>>> (best used in public).
>>> The agony...
>> It's an acquired taste.
>
> Not really. Limburger is acquired taste, this isn't.

Part of the joke is the reaction to it by other people, like you

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Thus Neo spoke:

> emmel wrote:
>> Thus Neo spoke:
>>
>>>>> I thought this sheep joke up myself. You probably need to say it aloud
>>>>> to get the full impact of the joke. It's a variation on my shouting joke
>>>>> (best used in public).
>>>> The agony...
>>> It's an acquired taste.
>>
>> Not really. Limburger is acquired taste, this isn't.
>
> Part of the joke is the reaction to it by other people, like you

Well, I *did* play along, didn't I?
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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