Rangers Rob A Bank -- Doh!

In article <0ac1e2pnh7ojrs98kao4ok08ftnrp6p2mn.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
Gunner <gunner.DeleteThis@lightspeed.net> wrote:

> On 14 Aug 2006 07:55:44 -0700, "NYC XYZ" <jack_foreigner.DeleteThis@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >It's almost funny how they get caught!
> >
> >http://armytimes.com/story.php?f=1-292925-2017111.php
> >
> >
> >Can't wait for a new Jody call about this one. =)
> >
> >I'm rooting for the Rangers, BTW. Hope they were all Rangers, and none
> >of 'em remaining ones get caught. Though they should have tried
> >stealing at least a million bucks, don't you think?
> >
> >Cool, like something out of Conan the Barbarian, LOL!
>
>

More like Kaundom the Rectocranial, a character a friend and I wrote for
a fanzine many years ago. Didn't get published, but it was fun to do.

Kaundom was 6'9", 275# of solid muscle warrior prince. Sadly he also had
poor eyesight and a tendency to flail at anything coming toward him,
using a 7', 20# broadsword.

Killed a lot of trees, (He couldn't really tell if something was coming
toward him or he was approaching it all the time.) several hundred small
dogs, 15 donkeys, and at least one idol, which earned him the undying
hatred of the devotees of The Pissed Off Ape God.

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Oh, bring back that old continuity.
Bring back, oh, bring back
Oh, bring back Clerk Maxwell to me.