Go Latvia!

ervaqre schreef:
>> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't
>> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win.
>
> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?!
>
Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
(the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved north.

--
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:

>> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?!
>>
> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
> north.

Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards!

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

ervaqre schreef:
>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>> north.
>
> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards!
>
North east, not north west.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't
>>>> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win.
>>> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?!
>>>
>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>> north.
>
> So they are north poles now?
>
They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've progressed
to being post-poles.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>>>> north.
>>> So they are north poles now?
>>>
>> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've
>> progressed to being post-poles.
>
> And they didn't even have any flagpoles...
>
Who took the flagpoles???

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've
>>>> progressed to being post-poles.
>>> And they didn't even have any flagpoles...
>>>
>> Who took the flagpoles???
>
> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them.
>
With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs.

--
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:

> ervaqre schreef:
>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>>> north.
>>
>> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards!
>>
> North east, not north west.

So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that means we're rid of them now. The last
Pole that dared to venture out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!!

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards!
>>>>
>>> North east, not north west.
>> So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that means we're rid of them now. The last
>> Pole that dared to venture out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!!
>
> Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too?
>
They canceled each other out after we reversed the polarity.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Who took the flagpoles???
>>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them.
>>>
>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs.
>
> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs?
>
Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> North east, not north west.
>>>> So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that
>>>> means we're rid of them now. The last Pole that dared to venture
>>>> out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!!
>>> Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too?
>>>
>> They canceled each other out after we reversed the polarity.
>
> No poles then. I'll tell the poles in the apartments below.
>
They're the reason all metal falls to your floor.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> Who took the flagpoles???
>>>>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them.
>>>>>
>>>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs.
>>> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs?
>>>
>> Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too.
>
> What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape?
>
What gaffer tape would a gaffer gaffer tape if a gaffer could gaffer
tape gaffer tape?

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs.
>>>>> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs?
>>>>>
>>>> Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too.
>>> What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape?
>>>
>> What gaffer tape would a gaffer gaffer tape if a gaffer could gaffer
>> tape gaffer tape?
>
> Ask a gaffer. They are often listed in movie credits.
>
They would hardly give an objective account of their achievements.

--
Danny.