Another one from my Dad

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Madame Mim wrote:
> According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
> recently faced with a unique problem.
> A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
> it on in the bathroom.
> That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their
> lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
> Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the
> girls would put them back.
> Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
> She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
> maintenance man.
> She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
> custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the
> yawns from the little princesses).
> To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
> maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
> He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
> the mirror with it.
> Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
>
> There are teachers ... and then there are educators.
>
> MM
>
>
I liked that.

Here's one from me:


An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with
gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari
and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.

'You gonna try again.'

"Thip" <me.TakeThisOut@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:6s7lbsF4m0idU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> "Madame Mim" <mad.mim.TakeThisOut@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
> news:T3x7l.6874$cu.5261@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
>> recently faced with a unique problem.
>> A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
>> put it on in the bathroom.
>> That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press
>> their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
>> Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the
>> girls would put them back.
>> Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
>> She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
>> maintenance man.
>> She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for
>> the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just
>> imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
>> To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
>> the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
>> He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
>> the mirror with it.
>> Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
>>
>> There are teachers ... and then there are educators.
>>
>> MM
>
> <lurker comes out of hiding>
>
> I worked my way through college as a janitor at a middle school. When I
> first read that, I made sure several of the girls saw me doing the exact
> same thing. It works.
>>
>>
>
>
So, not to make any wild accusations about your age, but it's been around
for a while then?

MM

"Madame Mim" <mad.mim DeleteThis @bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
news:ydD7l.7044$cu.6577@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> "Thip" <me DeleteThis @privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:6s7lbsF4m0idU1@mid.individual.net...
> So, not to make any wild accusations about your age, but it's been around
> for a while then?
>
> MM

Accuse away, MM. I went back to college as a non-traditional student (old
as dirt) because I didn't want jobs like that for rest of my life. It was
back in the mid-late 90's sometime. I don't remember the exact year but I
do remember I had a P120 with 16 MB RAM that just *screamed" and 28.8
dialup.

If there are any old-timers still here, they may recall I used to post
stories about teaching inmates and letting them play Sims 1. It got wild at
times, to put it mildly.

Thip wrote:
> "Madame Mim" <mad.mim RemoveThis @bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
> news:ydD7l.7044$cu.6577@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> "Thip" <me RemoveThis @privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:6s7lbsF4m0idU1@mid.individual.net...
>> So, not to make any wild accusations about your age, but it's been around
>> for a while then?
>>
>> MM
>
> Accuse away, MM. I went back to college as a non-traditional student (old
> as dirt) because I didn't want jobs like that for rest of my life. It was
> back in the mid-late 90's sometime. I don't remember the exact year but I
> do remember I had a P120 with 16 MB RAM that just *screamed" and 28.8
> dialup.
>
> If there are any old-timers still here, they may recall I used to post
> stories about teaching inmates and letting them play Sims 1. It got wild at
> times, to put it mildly.
>
>
I do remember that! LOL

Jeanie

Jeanie said:
> Madame Mim wrote:


>>
>> There are teachers ... and then there are educators.
>>
>> MM
>>
>>
> I liked that.

me too.


>
> Here's one from me:
>
>
> At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
> places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
>
> 'You gonna try again.'

And that.


--
kat
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