Hello Aglami

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> As long as it's a hot dance.
>>> I wouldn't eat that.
>>>
>> Salmonella scare?
>
> More like scared of catching the black plague.
>
The black plague has been playing hard to get for a while now.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> You can! Flash isn't that difficult. And it's more like drawing than it
>>> is like programming. And pixels are quite easy to draw. God wants you to
>>> do it.
>>>
>> God? Who's that?
>
> He's the guy behind the desk at the municipal office.
>
Desk! Behind you!!!

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> I can't imagine what that would be like. That might just be a good thing.
>>> My imagination ain't that bad. It mostly involves pink little squares.
>> And a giant red button "do not push".
>
> There is a ban on not including such buttons.

Is it supposed to be wired up? Or is it sitting on top of an empty box?

>>>>> What if I'd offer you a thousand wooden nickels?
>>>> No thanks. I've cut down on my wooden nickel usage since the great
>>>> splinter debacle of 2005.
>>> What if I'd offer you a thousand red herrings?
>> Pah! The price of red herrings has plummeted.
>
> You can get it with marmalade and everything in between.

Like marmite?

>>>> Being Sober, a Northern Texas town?
>>> Ask me again when I'm sober!
>> I'll check the temperature in hell then. Nope, nowhere near freezing yet.
>
> Get a fridge.

I was contemplating getting a deep freeze unit.

>>>> You could also use him as a teapot.
>>> I'm afraid he has a few bottoms missing, so the tea might leak out.
>>>
>> Ha! Murray has a leaky bottom!
>
> And his bottom is where people have necks.
>
To talking skulls we people are freaks with elongated bottoms of which
the top bit is called a neck.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> God? Who's that?
>>> He's the guy behind the desk at the municipal office.
>>>
>> Desk! Behind you!!!
>
> Oh no! That too! There's already one in front of me...
>
Just wait 'till the closets get into the action.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> And a giant red button "do not push".
>>> There is a ban on not including such buttons.
>> Is it supposed to be wired up? Or is it sitting on top of an empty box?
>
> It might be wireless too.

Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic. Or
just made up.

>>>>> What if I'd offer you a thousand red herrings?
>>>> Pah! The price of red herrings has plummeted.
>>> You can get it with marmalade and everything in between.
>> Like marmite?
>
> Possibly. I have only heard of marmite, never looked it up in a
> dictionary.

Ask Reinder, our resident marmite specialist.

>>>> I'll check the temperature in hell then. Nope, nowhere near freezing yet.
>>> Get a fridge.
>> I was contemplating getting a deep freeze unit.
>
> Exporting fridges to Hell might be a profitable business.

Just try and get it through customs. Confiscating fluids and cavity
searches of earthly airports have nothing on the gates of hell.

>>>> Ha! Murray has a leaky bottom!
>>> And his bottom is where people have necks.
>>>
>> To talking skulls we people are freaks with elongated bottoms of which
>> the top bit is called a neck.
>
> Yeay, everyone's a freak in New York City...
>

I googled "everyone's a freak in New York City" (with the quotes. Turns
out that there is no such phrase on the internet. So much for organizing
the world's information.

--
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> I wouldn't eat that.
>>>>>
>>>> Salmonella scare?
>>> More like scared of catching the black plague.
>>>
>> The black plague has been playing hard to get for a while now.
>
> Damn it!
>
I blame the lack of contact with paws of damn dirty apes.

--
Danny.

On Tue, 3 Jun 2008 12:13:39 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me DeleteThis @privacy.net>
wrote:

>Seems like my newsreader messed up!

Did it leave a wet spot on the carpet?


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Pixel, magic kitten
www.whitefall.nl/johannes

On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 09:28:23 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me.DeleteThis@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>> One large enough to reach your keyboard, of course.
>>>>
>>> So if you're using a laptop you could use a lapdog?
>>
>> And a hotdog. And possibly a lapdance.
>
>Pixel can do a lapdance for you. He's good at that.

I don't have a lap.


--
Pixel, magic kitten
www.whitefall.nl/johannes

Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> One large enough to reach your keyboard, of course.
>>>>>
>>>> So if you're using a laptop you could use a lapdog?
>>> And a hotdog. And possibly a lapdance.
>> Pixel can do a lapdance for you. He's good at that.
>
> I don't have a lap.
>
Go to Finland and get one.

--
Danny.

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