Hello Aglami

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I hate music.
>> You don't hate music. Play it.
>
> No, honestly, I'm an a-musical person. When I invite people over to my place they always comment on
> how silent it is here, but that's only because I never ever have a television or music on.
>
Nothing to drown out the voices in your head? That explains a lot. Those
voices escape into your posts, don't they?

What about a-tonal music?

--
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:

>> Or any kind of music, since it harbors the devil. And it makes me want
>> to eat. I want to eat so much. Really. Can't wait until it's time to
>> have breakfast!
>>
> Then only listen to music that makes you want to vomit. It'll keep your
> weight in check.

But I need to gain weight! I'm only around 80 kg, that's too skinny for a guy.

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

DG is a real pirate:

>> No, honestly, I'm an a-musical person. When I invite people over to my
>> place they always comment on how silent it is here, but that's only
>> because I never ever have a television or music on.
>>
> Nothing to drown out the voices in your head? That explains a lot. Those
> voices escape into your posts, don't they?

Today I'm perfectly sane!! I can prove it with this Kiona.

> What about a-tonal music?

That's even worse. Because even though there's no sound to be heard, I know there's music around. A
bit like when you know there's a sniper hidden on the rooftop across the street.

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Or any kind of music, since it harbors the devil. And it makes me want
>>> to eat. I want to eat so much. Really. Can't wait until it's time to
>>> have breakfast!
>>>
>> Then only listen to music that makes you want to vomit. It'll keep your
>> weight in check.
>
> But I need to gain weight! I'm only around 80 kg, that's too skinny for a guy.
>
If you're about 1m80 you're about right. At the high end even.

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> No, honestly, I'm an a-musical person. When I invite people over to my
>>> place they always comment on how silent it is here, but that's only
>>> because I never ever have a television or music on.
>>>
>> Nothing to drown out the voices in your head? That explains a lot. Those
>> voices escape into your posts, don't they?
>
> Today I'm perfectly sane!! I can prove it with this Kiona.

What have brown hills got to do with your sanity?

>> What about a-tonal music?
>
> That's even worse. Because even though there's no sound to be heard, I know there's music around. A
> bit like when you know there's a sniper hidden on the rooftop across the street.
>
No, I meant stuff that's off-key or dissonant.

Did the sniper miss?

--
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:

>> But I need to gain weight! I'm only around 80 kg, that's too skinny for
>> a guy.
>>
> If you're about 1m80 you're about right. At the high end even.

At the high end? You couldn't be more horribly mistaken, sir! It means I still need to gain 20 kg by eating
pizzas, sausage rolls, cake, ice cream, chocolate, cookies, and more wellness!

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

ervaqre schreef:
>>> But I need to gain weight! I'm only around 80 kg, that's too skinny for
>>> a guy.
>>>
>> If you're about 1m80 you're about right. At the high end even.
>
> At the high end? You couldn't be more horribly mistaken, sir! It means I still need to gain 20 kg by eating
> pizzas, sausage rolls, cake, ice cream, chocolate, cookies, and more wellness!
>
Mommy, mommy, can I give the skinny pirate a cookie? Please? Please?

--
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:

>>> If you're about 1m80 you're about right. At the high end even.
>>
>> At the high end? You couldn't be more horribly mistaken, sir! It means
>> I still need to gain 20 kg by eating pizzas, sausage rolls, cake, ice
>> cream, chocolate, cookies, and more wellness!
>>
> Mommy, mommy, can I give the skinny pirate a cookie? Please? Please?

What kind of cookie is it? A stroopkoek?

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

DG is a real pirate:

>> What kind of cookie is it? A stroopkoek?
>>
> That'd be a stroopwafel. Get your cookies straight. Although it was more
> the ontbijtkoek time of day.

No, a stroopkoek, I'm not making things up. You can get them at the AH, both in the AH and
Euroshopper brands, you can get them at the Jumbo, you can get them at the Aldi and probably
elsewhere too. And they're delicious. I love them, they're way better than stroopwafels!

As for ontbijtkoek, what kind of ontbijtkoek was it? Personally I like Gemberkoek, Groninger Ontbijtkoek
and Oalwief best.

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

DG is a real pirate:

>> Bev will be pleased to hear that. He received a Kiona from me for
>> completing the Aglami Trials.
>
> You slave trader. You can't give someone away just because they're named
> after brown hills.

I can do what I want! I'm the dictator! Got any objections? Then take a number and wait in line, please.

>> I'm very sorry, but I just don't like the word "ringing". It gives me
>> goose bumps. Could you please rephrase that?
>
> A quasi(modo) endorsement.

It still doesn't make me like the word "ringing"! You won't convert me!!!

*bites at straitjacket*

>> I'll ask the government to subsidize it.
>>
> The current government will only subsidize it if it has the shape of
> some religious icon.

Do you think my brains splattered on the world have the shape of some religious icon? It kind of looks
like a duck, but when you squint and turn your head then...ohhhhhhhhh!!

--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer


Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?"

Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born,
was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of
society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that
magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and
gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I
realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout
wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when
things REALLY started going downhill..."

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> If you're about 1m80 you're about right. At the high end even.
>>> At the high end? You couldn't be more horribly mistaken, sir! It means
>>> I still need to gain 20 kg by eating pizzas, sausage rolls, cake, ice
>>> cream, chocolate, cookies, and more wellness!
>>>
>> Mommy, mommy, can I give the skinny pirate a cookie? Please? Please?
>
> What kind of cookie is it? A stroopkoek?
>
That'd be a stroopwafel. Get your cookies straight. Although it was more
the ontbijtkoek time of day.

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> What kind of cookie is it? A stroopkoek?
>>>
>> That'd be a stroopwafel. Get your cookies straight. Although it was more
>> the ontbijtkoek time of day.
>
> No, a stroopkoek, I'm not making things up. You can get them at the AH, both in the AH and
> Euroshopper brands, you can get them at the Jumbo, you can get them at the Aldi and probably
> elsewhere too. And they're delicious. I love them, they're way better than stroopwafels!

Ah, you mean the one with the slightly thicker crust. I never eat them.

> As for ontbijtkoek, what kind of ontbijtkoek was it? Personally I like Gemberkoek, Groninger Ontbijtkoek
> and Oalwief best.
>
Just the generic one.

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Bev will be pleased to hear that. He received a Kiona from me for
>>> completing the Aglami Trials.
>> You slave trader. You can't give someone away just because they're named
>> after brown hills.
>
> I can do what I want! I'm the dictator! Got any objections? Then take a number and wait in line, please.

Bureaucratic dictators are the worst. You'll make people people fill in
their objections in triplicate on a W26.211/l78-QO370a form. Of course
it needs to be filled in with a 2B pencil.

>>> I'm very sorry, but I just don't like the word "ringing". It gives me
>>> goose bumps. Could you please rephrase that?
>> A quasi(modo) endorsement.
>
> It still doesn't make me like the word "ringing"! You won't convert me!!!

Is that because what Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff did to Ring "My Bell"?
I trust you liked the quasi bit.

> *bites at straitjacket*

Made of Belgian or Swiss chocolate?

>>> I'll ask the government to subsidize it.
>>>
>> The current government will only subsidize it if it has the shape of
>> some religious icon.
>
> Do you think my brains splattered on the world have the shape of some religious icon? It kind of looks
> like a duck, but when you squint and turn your head then...ohhhhhhhhh!!

If enough people splatter their brains against walls, some are bound to
randomly form a recognizable shape of a religious figure. Some can even
cause a fatwa to be called on you.

--
Danny.