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ervaqre schreef:
>>> http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/000-020/index.html
>> Meh. I've seen it before. That last one seems straight up your alley.
>>
>> I can understand how they'd make some mistakes, but others? Like "old frog
>> food"? Although they do call the French frogs and to a Hobbit that's certainly
>> foreign...
>
> Hey, it's Asians we're talking about. And be honest, have you ever seen
> an Asian person that's actually smart? I bet you haven't! If you have,
> and if she's shorter than 1.65m and weight less than 50kg, please give
> me her email adresss.

I tend not to take IQ tests when I meet some random Asian. When I start doing
this, I'll be sure to mention your name as if it were my own, ditto for the
e-mail adress.

>>> Not a young virgin goat. I have them for sale you know. Five wooden
>>> nickels for one goat. Interested?
>>>
>> No, but tell me more about those coffins.
>
> Huh? Well, alright!! What kind of wood are you into, sir!!??
>
What wood have you got?

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> thing better than buying alcohol is actually drinking it!! Gee, you got
>>> to have sum phun in life!!
>>>
>>> BIG RACCOONS EVERYWHERE!!!!
>>>
>> Hmmm, I bet there is a grog recipe with asperines in it, aswell as the
>> obligatory battery acid.
>
> Well, I am drunk right now...though actually I am drunk every time I
> post to the world of Aglami, so better give me that recipe right now!
>

/me points at sign: *You must be this sober to receive the asperine grog recipe*

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Do you have any idea what a meat cleaver costs these days!? No, I'm
>>> better off doing it all with candles and needles.
>>>
>> Scented candles sure do bring in the romance, no wonder you're going that way.
>> Or are they roman candles? Those are festive!
>
> Is this not in the FAQ? I miss the sense of smell!! So scented candles
> won't work on me! I can't smell Romans either!!
>
Romance is lost on you, that I knew. But your, ehr, well, victims, might feel
different.

--
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Who is Wes Craven?
>> Ever heard of Freddy Krueger?
>
> Who is Freddy Krueger!?

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five,
six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never
sleep again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002143/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087800/

>>> Nope, it's something I made up myself! I'm a man with a lot of
>>> imagination.
>>>
>> Yet *you're* not the one that came up with Freddy Krueger.
>
> I didn't? How can you be so sure??
>
If you're the one that came up with Freddy, you should sue Wes big time.
Besides, if you'd have come up with Freddy, she'd have been an Asian girl about
1.50m with a sharp wit instead of sharp strap on claws.

--
Danny.