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Thus DG spoke:

> emmel schreef:
>>>>>>>> Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for
>>>>>>>> my parrot.
>>>>>>> Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
>>>>>>> wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
>>>>>>> Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
>>>>>>> cake?
>>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
>>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>>> sea before long!
>>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>>
>>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>>
>> Oh, that's evil...
>> Feel my steel, land lubber.
>
> Pervert!

Well, if you don't care for steel...
::shoots DG with tungsten rounds::
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.

>>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>>> Useless things.
>>>
>>> Somebody go slap them around!
>>
>> Lazy pigs, those!
>
> Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?

You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
--
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"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

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"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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Thus ervaqre spoke:

> Neo is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
>>
>> That doesn't rhyme either!
>
> No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.

You trespassed on AGC ground. Our rules here.

>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
>>> they're all red, eh?
>>
>> We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
>> the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
>
> Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
> minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
>
> *jumps from the deck*

Should anyone have told him about the jelly fish? Then again, it
probably doesn't matter. Few pirates could actually swim.

>>> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
>>> them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll
>>
>> Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
>
> They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!

You couldn't distinguish gold from brass if I hit you over the head with
it.
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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Thus ervaqre spoke:

> emmel is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>>> Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
>>>
>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!!
>>
>> Well, it doesn't have to *and* it's your answer that should have rhymed
>> in any case. My point, it seems.
>
> NEVARR!! Since I am a pirate, I am allowed to cheat.

Oh, sure you are, but we still win. <veg>

>>> Would you like to be buried or cremated?
>>
>> With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
>>
>> Every word you say to me is stupid.
>
> I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me!
>
> (how are we going to explain to the viewers that this is valid, yet does
> not rhyme? though I don't think there are many lurkers about these days)

(You insisted on rhymes. And where the hell is your insult?)

>>>> Tell that to the dragon...
>>>>::points::
>>>
>>> Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
>>
>>::point at Red Dragon::
>> Over there. And by the way... When she's done with you (well, done - not
>> bloody or medium) you'll be a boneless filet. And slightly charred.
>
> Two on one? Do you have no honor, shame or peanut butter?

You judge me? You're manners are on level with the gutter!

>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
>>> they're all red, eh?
>>
>> Must have been a red herring.
>
> Red herrings are very useful if you want to cross a bridge, so I always
> keep a few dead red herrings in my pants.

That explains the smell,
worse than in hell...
And you wonder that flee,
as soon as they see yee,
the enemy combatants?

>>>> We sometimes leave the doors open.
>>>
>>> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
>>> them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll
>>
>><veg>
>> Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
>
> No, thanks, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a rapist.

::shakes head::
Oh those ignorants...

>>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>>
>> No can do. No communication is to take place until the mission is
>> complete. I have no way of calling them (that I want to use, anyway).
>
> Use it!

Nah.
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

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ervaqre wrote:
> Neo is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
>> That doesn't rhyme either!
>
> No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.

I would like to be buried on the sea then!

>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
>>> they're all red, eh?
>> We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
>> the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
>
> Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
> minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
>
> *jumps from the deck*

It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath the
longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all these
years but I think he is just showing off!

Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!

>>> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
>>> them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll
>> Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
>
> They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!

Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that gold
next time you invade their group!! ARRR!

>>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>> Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?
>
> Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
> like.

::ding::

Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Neo wrote:
> ervaqre wrote:
>> Neo is a fearsome pirate...
>>
>>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
>>>> cremated?
>>> That doesn't rhyme either!
>>
>> No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea
>> now.
>
> I would like to be buried on the sea then!
>
>>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
>>>> appears they're all red, eh?
>>> We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun
>>> reflecting in the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
>>
>> Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
>> minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
>>
>> *jumps from the deck*
>
> It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath
> the longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all
> these years but I think he is just showing off!
>
> Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
>
>>>> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and
>>>> then all them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a
>>>> troll
>>> Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
>>
>> They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
>
> Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that
> gold next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
>
>>>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>>> Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond
>>> recognition?
>>
>> Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
>> like.
>
> ::ding::
>
> Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
> that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!
>
> Neo


I knew I should've patch that hole sooner. How many times do I have to
tell you not to squirrel away prepared bodies behind there? The fumes
will ruin the canvas!

emmel schreef:
>>>>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
>>>>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>>>>> sea before long!
>>>>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>>>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>>>>> Useless things.
>>>>>
>>>>> Somebody go slap them around!
>>>> Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
>>> That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
>> I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
>
> Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)

Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.

--
Danny.

emmel schreef:
>>>>>>>>> Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for
>>>>>>>>> my parrot.
>>>>>>>> Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
>>>>>>>> wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
>>>>>>>> Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
>>>>>>>> cake?
>>>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
>>>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>>>> sea before long!
>>>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>>>
>>>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>>> Oh, that's evil...
>>> Feel my steel, land lubber.
>> Pervert!
>
> Well, if you don't care for steel...
> ::shoots DG with tungsten rounds::
> Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.

/me does bullet-time avoiding of bullets

>>>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>>>
>>>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>>>> Useless things.
>>>>
>>>> Somebody go slap them around!
>>> Lazy pigs, those!
>> Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
>
> You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?

Two eye patches are far superior to one lone eyepatch.

--
Danny.

Red Dragon wrote:
> Neo wrote:
>> ervaqre wrote:
>>> Neo is a fearsome pirate...
>>>
>>>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
>>>>> cremated?
>>>> That doesn't rhyme either!
>>>
>>> No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea
>>> now.
>>
>> I would like to be buried on the sea then!
>>
>>>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
>>>>> appears they're all red, eh?
>>>> We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun
>>>> reflecting in the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
>>>
>>> Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
>>> minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
>>>
>>> *jumps from the deck*
>>
>> It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath
>> the longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all
>> these years but I think he is just showing off!
>>
>> Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
>>
>>>>> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and
>>>>> then all them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a
>>>>> troll
>>>> Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
>>>
>>> They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
>>
>> Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that
>> gold next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
>>
>>>>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>>>> Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond
>>>> recognition?
>>>
>>> Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
>>> like.
>>
>> ::ding::
>>
>> Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
>> that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!
>>
>> Neo
>
>
> I knew I should've patch that hole sooner. How many times do I have to
> tell you not to squirrel away prepared bodies behind there? The fumes
> will ruin the canvas!

I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you that
keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode I
thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of them!

::offers some wall filler::

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

In other news...
Neo stated the obvious:

> I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you that
> keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode I
> thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of them!
>
>>> offers some wall filler::

Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".

>
> Neo

In Disguise wrote:
> In other news... Neo stated the obvious:
>
>> I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you
>> that keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode
>> I thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of
>> them!
>>
>>>> offers some wall filler::
>
> Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
>
>> Neo
>
>

Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.

Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...

"ervaqre" <ervaqre.TakeThisOut@aglami.invalid> wrote in message
news:gbd056$b75$8@registered.motzarella.org...
> Covenant is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> Just one thing though, how can an mp3 file be an image?
>>
>> Well... if a picture paints a thousand words... A thousand words can be a
>> picture !!
>
> So..you put your .jpg's in ./txt/ as well? Seems like you have too much
> time on your hands, sir!


Whodathunkit !!

;' )


--
Covenant
A Man With... Well... You Know.......

In other news...
Red Dragon stated the obvious:

>>>>> offers some wall filler::
>>
>> Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
>>
>>> Neo
>>
>>
>
> Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
> I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
> stroopwafels.
>
> Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...

I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second rule apply
if you throw your wafels on the stoop?

In Disguise wrote:
> In other news... Red Dragon stated the obvious:
>
>>>>>> offers some wall filler::
>>> Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
>>>
>>>> Neo
>>>
>> Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
>> I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
>> stroopwafels.
>>
>> Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
>
> I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
> rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
>
>


The 5 second rule applies in no situation. What, do you think you
managed to drop your food in the only bacteria-free surface on the
planet and they're all racing for it now that there's something
interesting there?

You know, it seems like that rule gets a longer and longer time period
every time I hear it. It used to be the 2 second rule. Some day in the
future I'll be hearing about the "24-hour rule."