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emmel schreef:
>>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
>>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>>> sea before long!
>>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>>
>>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>>>>
>>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>>> Useless things.
>>>
>>> Somebody go slap them around!
>> Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
>
> That shows how much you know about those things, matey.

I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.

--
Danny.

emmel schreef:
>>>>>>> Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for
>>>>>>> my parrot.
>>>>>> Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
>>>>>> wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
>>>>>> Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
>>>>>> cake?
>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>> sea before long!
>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>
>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>
> Oh, that's evil...
> Feel my steel, land lubber.

Pervert!

>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>
>>
>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>> Useless things.
>>
>> Somebody go slap them around!
>
> Lazy pigs, those!

Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?

--
Danny.

"ervaqre" <me.TakeThisOut@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:gb7ot9$iov$2@registered.motzarella.org...
> Covenant is a fearsome pirate...
>
>> http://www.mikeoldfield.net/images/12.mp3
>
> ARRRRR!! I like it, so I'll put it in my Evil Pirate Music Parrot.


Glad you like it !



> Just one thing though, how can an mp3 file be an image?


Well... if a picture paints a thousand words... A thousand words can be a
picture !!

;' )


--
Covenant
A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

ervaqre wrote:
> emmel is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
>> Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
>
> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?

That doesn't rhyme either!

>>> You are norn breeders, not dragons.
>> Tell that to the dragon...
>> ::points::
>
> Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!

Maybe we are dragon breeders too. I would be careful with all that
gunpowder on your vessel!

>>> A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
>> There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
>
> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
> they're all red, eh?

We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!

>>> A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
>>> alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
>> We sometimes leave the doors open.
>
> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
> them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll

Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!

>>> No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
>> See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
>
> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!

Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Covenant schreef:
>> Covenant is a fearsome pirate...
>>
>>> http://www.mikeoldfield.net/images/12.mp3
>> ARRRRR!! I like it, so I'll put it in my Evil Pirate Music Parrot.
>
>
> Glad you like it !
>
>
>
>> Just one thing though, how can an mp3 file be an image?
>
>
> Well... if a picture paints a thousand words... A thousand words can be a
> picture !!
>
> ;' )
>
>
/me puts up sign "careful: wet paint"

--
Danny.

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ervaqre wrote:
> Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
>>> cremated?
>> With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
>
> Dang! Well...ehhmm..ehrr...
>
>>> Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
>> I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
>
> Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!

I can still milk every drop of blood from your body.

>
>>>>> A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds
>>>>> norns.
>>>> There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
>>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
>>> appears they're all red, eh?
>> Nah, just me.
>
> I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC about
> nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to him? Did
> he die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?

There's been a terrible plague that tore through AGC that caused people
to become lurkers. Highly contagious, so we have them in quarantine.
Also known as the basement.

>
>> Well, that behavior does define what it is to be 'Troll.' Can
>> hardly blame them. But I wonder why they didn't just eat you like
>> they do with trolls... Maybe guests complained about the smell at
>> parties.
>
> I was trying to start a sane argument!

On AFD? Well, there's your problem.

>
>>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>> If the Norns got 'im, then I'm afraid there's not much we can do.
>> Just pray they won't make him play their little game of Wall
>> Charging.
>
> But Sean's Danish! They can't do that to him!
>

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Thus ervaqre spoke:

> emmel is a fearsome pirate...
>
>>> You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
>>
>> Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
>
> That doesn't even rhyme!!!

Well, it doesn't have to *and* it's your answer that should have rhymed
in any case. My point, it seems.

> Would you like to be buried or cremated?

With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.

Every word you say to me is stupid.

>>> You are norn breeders, not dragons.
>>
>> Tell that to the dragon...
>>::points::
>
> Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!

::point at Red Dragon::
Over there. And by the way... When she's done with you (well, done - not
bloody or medium) you'll be a boneless filet. And slightly charred.

>>> A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
>>
>> There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
>
> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
> they're all red, eh?

Must have been a red herring.

>>> A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
>>> alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
>>
>> We sometimes leave the doors open.
>
> I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
> them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll

<veg>
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...

>>> No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
>>
>> See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
>
> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!

No can do. No communication is to take place until the mission is
complete. I have no way of calling them (that I want to use, anyway).
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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Thus Neo spoke:

> ervaqre wrote:
>> emmel is a fearsome pirate...

>>>> You are norn breeders, not dragons.
>>> Tell that to the dragon...
>>> ::points::
>>
>> Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
>
> Maybe we are dragon breeders too. I would be careful with all that
> gunpowder on your vessel!

Well, we sure *do* have an incubator large enough.

>>>> A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
>>> There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
>>
>> I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
>> they're all red, eh?
>
> We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
> the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!

Shush. Don't tell him until the thing has just about reached his powder
room.

>>>> No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
>>> See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
>>
>> Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
>
> Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?

I opt for well done.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better...
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.